Right, we've got quality Fruit Of The Loom 'I AM GOTHIC' tees. Spray isn't a mass market experience yet, but we've got stock in "SMALL" and "LARGE". Simply e-mail us and tell us what you want, and we'll tell you how to pay. If you want a M or XL shirt or something, tell us anyway, cos we'll be pre-ordering for the future.

They're £10 each. P&P is £2 for the UK, and £3.50 everywhere else in the world. We'd prefer you pay us via PayPal, but a cheque will probably suffice (pounds sterling, UK banks only). It'll mean a trip out to pay it in though. I suppose we can pick up a paper and a KitKat at the same time. Yeah, that's OK. Or a postal order. Or cash money, even. Hell, we don't care.

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Soon you too could be as cool as this awkward halfwit, who certainly seems happy with his purchase!
(mullet: model's own)